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一、受玉皇大帝号昭，每年到圣旦节的日子，他都要我亲自给你送来灵丹妙药，此药可以养颜，可修生养性，你收到此礼物以后，请你记住一定要保重身体，祝福你圣旦节快乐。
二、鸡生鸡，蛋生蛋，到底是先生鸡还是先生蛋，你知道吗？可是管它是先有鸡还是先有蛋！圣诞到了我们就要过圣诞，谁去管他是先有圣还是先有诞，就算家中没有剩的蛋，也要祝你有个好圣诞。
三、有一朵花在飞，有一只鸟在跑，管他是飞还是跑，我们的圣诞日子跑不了，你有情我有意，咱们什么都不在意，你拉我的手，我牵你的腰，乱七八糟说说笑，愿你开心笑弯腰。
四、你知道吗？圣诞夜哪晚上我给你送了一份圣诞礼物，可是我带了太多的祝福就被卡在烟囱中间了，所以今天只能给你一份迟到的祝福：圣诞快乐!全家幸福。
五、我点击整个冬天看到了你的笑颜，我复制你的笑脸粘贴在我的心间，我下载我的思念把它另存为永远，我打开我的手机给你最美好的祝愿： 快乐!
六、圣诞节的哪夜雪好大好大，可是亲爱的你在哪儿呢?慈祥的圣诞老爷爷驾着由平安、健康、财富、快乐、俊美、清纯、带着我的祝福到延找你找得好辛苦，可是最后他还是终于找到了，并且回来告诉我叫我放心，说你睡在猪窝里很暖和!
七、有一个农场里老母牛问老母鸡，为什么我生小牛累的要命，你生完蛋却还咯咯的叫得欢呢?老母鸡哈哈笑道：因为生蛋快乐啊!你快乐吗？什么意思你懂的，哈哈哈哈哈。
八、我有一句话逼在心里已经很久了，你可知道我每一年圣诞节都想对你诉说，可是一直苦于没有机会，今天我实在是忍无可忍，憋不住了，知道我想说什么吗？-----------大姐请把你留在我家沙发上的臭袜子拿走吧!我实在受不了了。
九、爱你就像天空飘落的雪花，从遥远的另一端努力奔向你，思念不断蔓延，就象我的心情，对你不能相伴，情愿化做雪花，将你砸的人仰马翻.
十、考个零分叫鸡蛋，干坏事的人叫坏蛋，脑袋空空的叫傻蛋，被炒鱿鱼叫滚蛋，呜呼哀哉叫完蛋，蛋---蛋---蛋---，哪么多蛋，如果你吃不完就叫剩蛋------哈哈，圣诞快乐吧!
One, the Jade Emperor, Zhao, every year at Christmas day, he will personally send you a ready-made panacea, the drug can be beauty, can repair birth, you receive this gift, please remember to take care the body, wish you merry christmas.
Two, chicken born chicken, egg and egg, the chicken or the egg is really Sir sir, you know? But it is a chicken-and-egg! Christmas to we have Christmas, who leave him is the first saint or first Christmas, even if the family does not have leftover egg, also wish you have a good christmas.
Three, there is a flower in the fly, there is a bird in the run, he is flying or running, our Christmas day can't run, you love I mean, we don't care about anything at all, you hold my hand, I hold your waist, at sixes and sevens laughed, wish you happy bent over laughing.
Four, you know? Christmas Eve even evening I send you a gift for Christmas, but I took so many blessings are stuck in the chimney the middle, so I can only give you a late blessing: Merry Christmas! Happy family.
In five, I click on the whole winter to see your smile, I copy your smiling face paste in my heart, I download my thoughts save it forever, I open my mobile phone to give you my best wishes: happy!
Six, Christmas which snow big, but my dear, where are you? My grandpa for Christmas drove by peace, health, wealth, happiness, beautiful, pure, with my blessing for you to extend search very hard, but finally he was finally found, and came back to tell me I feel at ease, you sleep in the pig is very warm!
Seven, there is a farm old cow asked the old hen, why am I tired calve awfully, you finished yet clucking happily? Old hen laughed: because happy birday! Are you happy? What you'll see, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
In eight, I have a word to make in the heart has been a long time, you know my every Christmas all want to tell you, but do not have the opportunity, I could stand it no longer, can't help it, know what I mean? - sister please leave you my sofa socks away! I really can not stand.
Nine, love you like the sky falling snow, distant from the other end efforts towards you, Miss spreading, like my mood, you cannot accompany, willing to do the snow, will you hit utterly routed.
In ten, a zero is the egg, do people called the bad guy, empty-headed called idiot, fired called out, alas is finished, egg egg egg - - - - - - -, so many eggs, if you don't eat it, called the leftover egg - - - - - - ha ha, merry christmas!
，圣诞节搞笑祝福语